HAMMER HYBRID HYROX STRONGMAN SEXUAL CHOCOLATE EXTRAVAGANZA (HHHSSCE)

Preseason for the Silly Season: Introducing Our HAMMER HYBRID HYROX STRONGMAN SEXUAL CHOCOLATE EXTRAVAGANZA! (HHHSSCE)

Things are heating up, and that can only mean a few things:

  1. The silly season is fast approaching.
  2. You might be thinking, “Shit! I need to get leaner for summer.”

This year, we’ve mixed things up. From our Triphasic Clinic earlier in the year to launching the ADP this winter, we’ve been building an amazing foundation in both strength and cardio – and we’ve thrown in plenty of good vibes and culture, too. Now, with attendance ramping up over recent weeks, it’s clear we’re all ready to get our rigs into top shape before the real festivities begin.

Why now? Our ongoing challenges and events are all part of the plan to keep us motivated, consolidated from ADP, and ready to face the upcoming silly season – yes, even in this heat!

What is the Silly Season?

  • End of school for some of our mums and dads
  • Spring carnival and the Melbourne Cup
  • And of course, the Christmas parties for all the different friend and work circles (sadly, none for Coach Jonno).

This time of year usually means indulgent food, plenty of drinks, and, let’s be honest, worrying about how we look. We see three types of clients around this time:

  1. The Realists: They know it’s a hard sell to get in better shape over the holidays, so they’re looking for something fun and challenging, with a bit of nutrition guidance to keep the “mud guts” at bay.
  2. The Momentum Builders: Those who already have momentum and want to maintain it. They’re ready for the next level with group support in both fitness and nutrition.
  3. The Doers: Those who missed ADP this winter but want to jump into something now, getting in shape without the seasonal party pressure.

What’s in It for You? We know the pressures of the silly season on the wallet, too. This isn’t just another gym program with a lazy online plan. We’re talking about a well-structured, intense, periodized training program, with an extra weekly session, a nutrition eBook, and, of course, a grand finale: the Hammer Hybrid Hyrox Strongman Sexual Chocolate Extravaganza, followed by our Christmas party lunch!

Details:

Duration: 6 weeks, starting November 11th and wrapping up December 21st.

Perks:

    • Pre and Post % Fat Scans
    • Sunday 4:30 pm Sexual Chocolate Session
    • Nutrition eBook (extra $80 for accountability with Coach Matt)
    • Strength and Conditioning Membership
      • 3 Strength Sessions per week
      • Unlimited Conditioning Sessions
      • 24/7 Gym Access (after induction)
    • Access to our Recovery Boots for the clinic duration
    • Weekly plans with session targets and injury prevention tips

Final Challenge: On Saturday, December 21st, you and a partner will team up for the “Hammer Hybrid Hyrox Strongman Sexual Chocolate Extravaganza” – a circuit-based challenge featuring everything from strongman lifts and conditioning exercises to military-inspired trekking. It’ll be gruelling but rewarding!

Christmas Party Lunch: Right after the challenge!

Cost: $75 per week for 6 weeks

Hammer may be new to the Hyrox craze, but we’re bringing it with our own unique flair!




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